Witch's broom

Trivial cause for delay.

(As in the movie Wizard of Oz)

"Every time I go to the DMV they send me away to get money or ID or something. I wonder what will be the witch's broom this year?"

by DMV waiting November 25, 2013

alabaster witch

An alabaster witch is a witch of stunning beauty, that s witch would use her spells in order to make men fall in love with her

That women is an alabaster witch

by Baelantiss January 31, 2018

cunt witch

A cunt that causes one's stake to burn like fire.

Excuse me Doctor but I think I've caught a dose off a cunt witch.

by The real one and only Mad Matt May 3, 2016

Wardrobe Witch

Woman that dresses in sexy wardrobe but can be a witch sometimes.

Did you see Sandra today? That wardrobe witch was sure hot!

by Barry Vader April 17, 2011

ice witch

A woman who is simultaneously cold-hearted, scheming and evil.

Little G: How the hell was that woman able to get roger's entire fortune and leave him broke when she's not even married to him?

Big G: She's definitely an ice witch!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2020

Meth Witch

When long term methanphetamine addiction transforms a woman into a hideous, twitching ghoul. It is said in some arcane corners of the midwest that they command strange occult magics and can summon crystals with their dark, rambling incantations.

Heather needs to quit tweakin' or she'll ascend and become a Meth Witch, just like her mother.

by Twuntz June 7, 2022

witch's dip

When your fingers dip into poo water when wiping your rear-end.

This is usually caused by: high water levels in the bowl (either by default or offset by excessive waste production); gigantic hands/elongated fingers; poor technique; involuntary sneezing; or recklessness.

"Be careful you don't do the Witch's dip in that Arby's restroom," Samson remarked, a look of disgusted shame stamped upon his face. "The waters in the bowl are quite high."

by Stuart Dunham January 23, 2017