Collect Yourself

A term used to tell someone to fix up when they are being such a complete spastic or if they say a horrible joke that no one finds funny and instead its just cringe.

Guy 1 : Ugh this homework took so long it felt like it took me over 12 hours
Guy 2 : Nah why not 7 init blad (dies of laughter)
Guy 1 : Collect yourself! Finished don...

by "Will you use your cheese mode June 8, 2018

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dicking yourself

when you're screwing up and should really stop talking but you don't and you end up digging a grave for yourself

"Karen, stop saying that, you're making it worse -- stop dicking yourself"

by emmmizzlee December 30, 2021

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Pointing at yourself

If you catch people pointing at themselves it means that their Aaron’s best freind

Tom holland was seen doing the thing (pointing at yourself) because he is Aaron’s best freind

by AaronTheEpic May 14, 2022

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Friendzone Yourself

Basically just another way of saying masturbate

You: Whelp my girlfriend just broke up with me
Your friend: you should go friendzone yourself

by Bbcnews December 6, 2021

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"Jasoning Yourself" is when you have an idea on how to improve something or a process and you make a suggestion to a group of people. Then, because of your suggestion, you're asked to do the thing you suggested.

"Bob, I think while on the trip we should go float the river." "Jack, that's a great idea! Why don't you look into setting that up. Thanks for Jasoning yourself!"

by kramer1354 April 26, 2021

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Nintendo Yourself

Kissing yourself while falling off a cliff due to riding a pig led by a carrot onto a slime block then getting launched into a neter portal directly into a wither.

You could just Nintendo Yourself to make it through. Tis' only logical.

by Motley Tool December 5, 2022

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