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colon cleansing

A medical procedure used to do what your body already does.
Don't fucking get a colon cleansing, your colon cleans itself anyway.
by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 27, 2022
mugGet the colon cleansingmug.

Colonizer

Colonizer is a word used for the absolute based gigachads that ran around and made a bunch of betas do what they say.

Commonly you will see former conquered people attempt to use it as an insult. This is due to their beta smooth brain not understanding it’s a compliment.
“Yooo Earl just landed a tre flip down the 7 set!”
“Wooooah! Earl is such a Colonizer!”
by Goated Conquistador February 27, 2023
mugGet the Colonizermug.

colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.
Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"
by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022
mugGet the colon queue-jumpermug.

colon three

"colon three"
":3"
by laify :3 January 24, 2024
mugGet the colon threemug.

Colonize

"I'm gonna colonize this chair"
by Random Hater of Peach Pudding November 2, 2024
mugGet the Colonizemug.

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