Skinny Eater on the Telephone 

adverb-- Someone who calls many times a day for short conversation. Just like a skinny person eating 6 small meals a day and no large meals.

Karen is such a skinny eater on the telephone.

Skinny Eater on the Telephone by Zula Queen of the Dwarf People July 6, 2010

Get a little mud on the tires 

In Brad Paisleys song “Mud on the tires” he is talking about having sex.

Girl I can hardly wait to get a little mud on the tires.

Get a little mud on the tires by BigTDawg January 27, 2022

The Troll

Lives under a bridge and scares kids, and gets scarier when it gets dark. Countless songs have been written in her honor...

The Troll I'm sorry but your ugly, Your hideous, Your scaring me.

The Troll by Miles_JR August 24, 2006

The Todd Effect 

When one survives an experience that should have killed him, only to injure himself in a mundane fashion immediately afterwords.

After Todd survived being hit by a car, he tripped and fell on his untied shoelaces and broke his arm, a victim of The Todd Effect

The Todd Effect by Samobot5 March 14, 2009

The tongue-punch Kegstand 

When a naked man does a handstand while another man holds him up by the ankles and eats his asshole while giving him a reach around.

We should try this great new move called The Tongue-Punch Kegstand, the fraternity will love it!

The tongue-punch Kegstand by Scrotum Hunter July 20, 2010

tardy the turtle 

"Slow" turtle from 'The Greg the Bunny Show". Has a Phd from Harvard and like to eat sandwiches.

Tardy the Turtle:"The crayon's taste like purple"

tardy the turtle by theangryscot September 29, 2006

evict the turtle 

From "Turtle heading," when you force out the "Turtle, also see "Decapitate" the turtle

"dude, i was turtle heading so bad, totally busting my guts, till im gonna go evict the turtle in your room"

evict the turtle by Dan the pc butcher February 29, 2008