Prime Day

A day that is a total failure. Origin is July 15, 2015, when Amazon.com created a fake holiday advertised to rival Black Friday where it completely over promised and under delivered.

Me: "Man sorry I couldn't make it to your bachelor party - my wife's appendix burst and we were in the hospital all night."
Friend: "You got lucky - it was a total disaster, I got stabbed by the stripper, she stole my wallet and now I have a rash!"
Me: "Prime Day!"
Friend: "Pretty much"

by bodwest August 7, 2015

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all day with it

1) When a person takes an abnormally long time to accomplish a certain task.

2) One who sucks at life.

kid, you're all day with it.

by cuzin September 29, 2006

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Green Day

A gay band for people who like gay music(If it's even fair to call it that).

Idiot:"Dude, I'm going to see Green Day next week"
Human:"Fucking idiot, Green Day sucks ass!"

by Fuckingthrash March 21, 2019

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Valentine's day

A day that seems to have only been made to make single people feel worst about single and for gamers tomake memes about the fact that they are dating their ps4.

Larry: I'm so sad that I have no one for Valentine's day.

XxNoobMastser435xX: I'm with my ps4.

Larry: *plays notFunny ft. Didn'tLaugh

by NibbaHotCheetos February 17, 2020

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back in the day

A pretentious phrase some people use to signal approval for previous irresponsible conduct while avoiding references to the consequences of conduct they learned by necessity to avoid.

Back in the day we drank gallons of liquor and battered anyone we did not like.

by Shmata Than August 16, 2017

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shit day

When you stay up until the wee hours of the morning texting with your eyeballs glued to social media, get one hour of sleep, and spend the rest of the day at school.

Having stayed up until 4:00 texting her boyfriend, Heidi was having a shit day.

by Lady Sparta February 14, 2019

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