stage poop 

When an individual cannot pinch a loaf because there is someone standing by the bathroom door.

"Cory, you've been in there for 2323345 yrs! You've got stage poop b/c I'm listening, don't you!!

stage poop by Cory Medland (C Mak) December 9, 2003

feces poop crap shit fuck 

1. (interj.) A phrase that someone says when something bad happens. The increasing vulgarity of each word is caused by the speaker getting more and more pissed off, culminating in a resounding fuck bomb.

2. (n.) A highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.

1. (driving in car, late for work) "Feces!"

(driver spills coffee on self) "Poop!"

(driver swerves on road) "Crap!"

(cop chases after driver) "Shit!"

(driver crashes car) "FUCK!!!"

2. Guy #1: You hear that Tom and Bill had a feces poop crap shit fuck?
Guy #2: No, I didn't. What's that?
Guy #1: Oh, well they produced feces, then pooped, then crapped, then shat, all whilst fucking.
Guy #2: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know, #1.

feces poop crap shit fuck by fpcsf bomb August 21, 2011

straight poop 

the plain facts, the unadulterated truth; no lie
similar to "straight dope"

A: "Man, there are nothing but Obama-loving chicks shopping at this Whole Foods store!"
B: "Dude - how can you tell that?"
A: "I can just tell..."
B: "C'mon! Give me the straight poop."
A: "Just look at , em! They all have really short hair, wear dangley earrings, and the parking lot's full of Prius's with "Coexist" stickers on them."

straight poop by romid October 26, 2013

cat poop sandwich

First you get cat - then you get some poop. Two pieces of bread - and ice cream scoop. Put the bread on down and then the cat - add two scoops of poop...how ‘bout that. You got a cat poop sandwich. -Jason Adam, 2017

Barry: the water heater broke and a pipe burst, flooded the whole basement!
Harriet: man...cat poop sandwich

cat poop sandwich by JasonAdam January 20, 2018

hippie converting pee poop 

when you go the bathroom pee then flush the toilet and realize as soon as you flush the toilet that you need to go poop. you go poop and flush again. feeling bad for over flushing you decide to start to give back to the environment and become a hippie and not the peace and love kind no you become a man who shits in holes that he had dug then buries them back up eats garbage doesn't eat meat and if you disagree with this person on anything related to the environment they will go "that's not cool,man"

this may seem like a honorable thing but in most cases unless the person was already like this on the inside the effects of a hippie converting pee poop are not permanent and usually are about 10 minutes to 10 days any longer and there might not be any going back

bob: whats wrong with jerry he has been acting weird lately
tim: he took a hippie converting pee poop

hippie converting pee poop by turdcraft August 5, 2011

Winnie the Poop

When you squeeze honey into someone's ass, and then lick the asshole clean. Then the person proceeds to take a honey covered shit on your chest, hence Winnie the Poop!

After that Winnie the Poop yesterday, my ass cheeks were stuck together.

Winnie the Poop by Wolfe Four March 10, 2007

hippo poop 

Hippo poop refers to a dump that forcefully sprays in all directions, similar to the way a hippo marks its territory

"Man that burrito gave me hippo poop."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIZSb8uiuck

hippo poop by Ben Carsten December 29, 2007