red tube sock

When engaged in anal sex, you pull out very quickly causing her rectum to invert, creating the "red tube sock."

I red tube socked Joan yesterday night.

by Barkley Jones December 5, 2013

red headed stepchild

Possible source: the story of King David's lineage. According to midrash (exegetical works on the Bible), his father Jesse separated from his mother due to concern about his own Jewish lineage with the intent not to procreate with her any longer. He planned to have more children with a non-Jewish maidservant who instead conspired with his wife to allow her to be with him one more time. She conceived and when it became apparent that she was pregnant the family wanted to ostracize her for her suspected infidelity. Her youngest son David (who is described in the Bible as being of ruddy complexion and having red hair) was shunned by the rest of Jesse's children - they wouldn't allow him to eat at the family table, and purposely assigned him to the role of shepherd in the hopes that he'd be devoured by wild animals. It wasn't until the prophet Samuel anointed him as the successor to Saul as King of Israel that doubts of his lineage were laid to rest.

Stepchild can be seen as a euphemism for bastard.

They're basically the program's red headed stepchild; no one gives them funding.

by RoninerHasid June 7, 2016

Red-eared slider

The act of motor boating a woman's vagina while she is on her period until the blood spreads far enough to make your ears red.

Bob went down on a woman who was menstruating to get his first red-eared slider.

by nadabus December 5, 2010

red neck noise

music that is considered low-brow, worthless and/or socially irrelevant by visible minorities and the middle- and upper-classes. Heavy metal, country and country-western music are considered red neck noise.

A: That white boy in Bravo Company kept me up all night with his red neck noise.

B: Fo Real? What plastic was he spinnin'?

A: Gawd damn Metallica and Johnny Cash, yo.

by Johnny Z. Styles June 21, 2010

part the red sea

To go down on a woman, while she is on her period.

She was on the rag and wanted me to go down on her. I decided to go ahead and part the red sea.

by armyxrays January 9, 2009

Boston Red Sox

The new team bandwagoners love to cheer for.

I've never seen so many Boston Red Sox fans in South Philly.
OR
guy number 1: I've loved this team a long time, they are the greatest
guy number 2: Did you see what happened to them in 2003, or even worse in 85?
guy number 1: Nope. Did they have a team in 85...that's nice

by baseball guru April 12, 2006

Red sus ngl

a stupid joke people make about among us

Person 1: Yo red sus ngl
Person 2: please this is the 7th time you have said this today

by NoodleNoseWasTaken September 30, 2020