Red, White, and Spew

Similar to an Irish Car Bomb, but the Domestic U.S. Version. The Buick of "Bomb" drinks. Fill a glass with a Miller Lite. Fill a shot glass with Jack Daniels. When ready, go outside, drop the shot into the beer glass, and CHUG! Caution: May tear your stomach lining! Tastes similar to 87 Octane Gasoline!

Red, White, and Spew was created by Kyle T and Matt H.

by monkyboy550 January 16, 2008

big red ipod

a large red butt plug

made famous by jeffrey star.

brandon:"ray do you have a big red ipod?"
ray: "no. but i have a little one."

lmao he had no idea what we were talking about.

by jeskillscupcakes October 16, 2008

red tube sock

When engaged in anal sex, you pull out very quickly causing her rectum to invert, creating the "red tube sock."

I red tube socked Joan yesterday night.

by Barkley Jones December 5, 2013

red headed stepchild

Possible source: the story of King David's lineage. According to midrash (exegetical works on the Bible), his father Jesse separated from his mother due to concern about his own Jewish lineage with the intent not to procreate with her any longer. He planned to have more children with a non-Jewish maidservant who instead conspired with his wife to allow her to be with him one more time. She conceived and when it became apparent that she was pregnant the family wanted to ostracize her for her suspected infidelity. Her youngest son David (who is described in the Bible as being of ruddy complexion and having red hair) was shunned by the rest of Jesse's children - they wouldn't allow him to eat at the family table, and purposely assigned him to the role of shepherd in the hopes that he'd be devoured by wild animals. It wasn't until the prophet Samuel anointed him as the successor to Saul as King of Israel that doubts of his lineage were laid to rest.

Stepchild can be seen as a euphemism for bastard.

They're basically the program's red headed stepchild; no one gives them funding.

by RoninerHasid June 7, 2016

Boston Red Sox

The new team bandwagoners love to cheer for.

I've never seen so many Boston Red Sox fans in South Philly.
OR
guy number 1: I've loved this team a long time, they are the greatest
guy number 2: Did you see what happened to them in 2003, or even worse in 85?
guy number 1: Nope. Did they have a team in 85...that's nice

by baseball guru April 12, 2006

part the red sea

To go down on a woman, while she is on her period.

She was on the rag and wanted me to go down on her. I decided to go ahead and part the red sea.

by armyxrays January 9, 2009

The Curse of the Red Dragon

aka known as "that time of the month" or a woman's period!

Angie was pissed off because she had the curse of the red dragon.

by DJHAZZYHAZ August 3, 2009