Penis Tranquilizer

A person who is so ugly, that when A man with an erect penis sees the person, their penis immediately shrinks as if they jumped from a hot tub into a cold pool.

I was at the beach when I saw this girl who had some nice tits. I saw the tits and got a huge erection, but I lost my erection when I saw that bitches face. She was a penis tranquilizer for sure.

by BigDaddyTeddyBear June 24, 2011

penis-wenie

A substitute pejorative for dick, it's also a funny word to say.

"He kicked me in the testes. What a penis-wenie!"

by Dale Allen October 12, 2008

Woman's Penis

Something Siefer looks up when he's feeling lonely.

Siefer is always looking for the Woman's Penis

by Fresh Memes Here July 1, 2017

angus penis

something so small that is regularly mistaken for a clit or pea. Scientist are unsure of the cause of this small disease.

I thought it was her clit but it was Angus penis

by THEDRAGON105 August 1, 2020

Penis Christmas

Another name for a Bachelorette Party, otherwise known as a celebration of dick with few to no men actually involved.

Jane is getting married in 2 weeks! We need to throw her a Penis Christmas!

by stefapie August 2, 2013

bored penis

When you don't have sex for weeks

Fil hasn't had sex in a while, he has a bored penis.

by surrendingmonkey November 18, 2016

penis-steps

Similar to footsteps, but instead of a record of where one's feet have been, one's penis-steps are a history of where their penis has been. It is typically used in reference to one's previous sexual partners.

Man, I'd sure love to screw in Leonardo Dicaprio's penis-steps!

I do NOT want to know where that rancher's penis-steps have taken him.

by Kockocksman November 28, 2011