January 9 - Get railed like you did in the good old days without upping your body count. Hookup with your bestie, ex, or FWB until you're both soaked.
On Jan 9th, Drenched Dave did not disappoint when he came up to celebrate Get Railed in a Replay Way Day with Kim-Tossable.
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While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
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this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
Get the don't get your ham in a twist mug.Originating in high society Tannersville, PA, this is a common occurrence for local aristocrats who make much ado about nothing.
“Guys, you didn’t buy the extra dark locally sourced cage free fair trade organic barrel aged hot cocoa powder that I wanted!”
“Oh Rebecca, don’t get your bun in a chandelier now. We have Swiss Miss at home.”
“Oh Rebecca, don’t get your bun in a chandelier now. We have Swiss Miss at home.”
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Get the As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf mug.Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
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“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”
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