elder god 

the ancients themselves.. very dangerous. Don't cross the elder gods... their powers are more vast than you can comprehend

the offspring of an elder god is often mistaken for a monkey

elder god by Rupert March 23, 2004

oh god 

when nick runs past a baseball coming to him in the air and then falls down he screams this

nick yelled oh god when he missed the ball

oh god by big ass February 28, 2005

mortal god 

what a joke.

mortal god by Anonymous February 19, 2003

Wave God 

a word created by Rapper Flow 187 Used to explain his cool way of rapping and dressing ! Flow 187 use of the word wave god has influenced many of today's hiphop rappers

You are the wave god bro!

Wave God by FaderMagazine August 9, 2018

Semi god 

A God like creature, that only ever gets a semi on and is therefore generally useless

wow that guy is a God!

oh wait nope, he can only get semilob on. he is just a Semi god, move on

Semi god by candy skulls December 11, 2018

Capricorn sex god 

Jon

Jon is a Capricorn sex god

Capricorn sex god by Sherylio June 11, 2018

'Oh My God!!!' moments

Whenever your girlfriend has a problem that you don't know about- like when she's crying for no reason and you can't stop her- your mind just blanks. Then you scream 'Oh my god!!!', and run away in terror because you don't know what to do. At all.

Girl: (crying softly) sniffle...
Guy: (looks at her in shock) Oh my god!!! (runs away screaming)
Girl: (looks up, still crying) Oh great- he still suffers from 'Oh My God!!!' moments...

'Oh My God!!!' moments by death to justin bieber February 22, 2011