Thump Day

Mondays as opposed to hump day Wednesdays.

It's fricken thump day; can't wait till hump day!

by Joel March 9, 2005

doris day

doris day is a wonderful dog who is madly in love with dallon weekes from panic! at the disco

doris day loves to get her face rubbed by dallon weekes

by dallonweekesnumberonefan October 30, 2011

green day

a totatlly original punk rock band. they rock hard. but not boulevard of broken dreams. that should shrivel up and die. but anyways, green day is one of the most popular modern punk rock bands of this time. o ya its green day, not greenday (2 words, not 1)

OMFG i just got tickets to green day's concert!!!!!

by Lindsey4you July 4, 2005

Valentine's Day

Another excuse for your wife/girlfriend/fiancee to get mad at you for not buying them something

Matt: How'd your Valentine's Day go Dave?
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Irth Day

Bill Cosby's pronunciation and spelling of "Earth Day". Even though he probably doesn't celebrate it, he has an opinion because he's fucking Bill Cosby.

" Irth Day is a very importin day. It's like birthday without tha b. Pick up your jell-o puddin'-pop sticks."

by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

Tits day

All females are required to text a picture of their breasts to a man or their choice

It’s tits day. I better send a picture of my tits to (insert name)

by Wowiwowowowowowowowowiw October 31, 2019

Balogne Day

A really hot day, where as if you were to put balogne on a vehicle, it would peel off the paint.

Wow, it is suuuuch a balogne day today, we should hit up the beach.

by Crystam September 16, 2007