Thump Day

Mondays as opposed to hump day Wednesdays.

It's fricken thump day; can't wait till hump day!

by Joel March 9, 2005

doris day

doris day is a wonderful dog who is madly in love with dallon weekes from panic! at the disco

doris day loves to get her face rubbed by dallon weekes

by dallonweekesnumberonefan October 30, 2011

green day

a totatlly original punk rock band. they rock hard. but not boulevard of broken dreams. that should shrivel up and die. but anyways, green day is one of the most popular modern punk rock bands of this time. o ya its green day, not greenday (2 words, not 1)

OMFG i just got tickets to green day's concert!!!!!

by Lindsey4you July 4, 2005

Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

by WIL-MO July 23, 2016

Green Day

A gay band for people who like gay music(If it's even fair to call it that).

Idiot:"Dude, I'm going to see Green Day next week"
Human:"Fucking idiot, Green Day sucks ass!"

by Fuckingthrash March 21, 2019

Valentine's day

A day that seems to have only been made to make single people feel worst about single and for gamers tomake memes about the fact that they are dating their ps4.

Larry: I'm so sad that I have no one for Valentine's day.

XxNoobMastser435xX: I'm with my ps4.

Larry: *plays notFunny ft. Didn'tLaugh

by NibbaHotCheetos February 17, 2020

Valentine's Day

Another excuse for your wife/girlfriend/fiancee to get mad at you for not buying them something

Matt: How'd your Valentine's Day go Dave?
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018