bean

What you would call a person that's just said or done something ridiculously stupid

Tim "If Wales is a country why can they swim"
Bob "You Bean"

bean by White Ghandi March 29, 2017

Beals 

A person who constantly nags, asks too many questions , always hungry and always has to have the last say in an argument.

“Hey man chill out don’t be an annoying Beals “

Beals by Cb4rd June 13, 2020

knee beads

The really wide guage beads (each "bead" is about the size of a baseball) that people get on Bourbon Street in New Orleans.

Knee beads...because that's what you have to do to earn them...get on your knees.

Jenny got a set of knee beads and a shot in the back of the mouth at the corner of Bourbon and Bienville.

knee beads by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

Oakdale Bean Dip 

When you have your girl eat a whole bunch of beans and then do her in the butt. Then you try to fish out the beans with your member and then use the beans in a dip and eat it with your partner.

Lyndell - "Honey what do you want to do for dinner tonight?"
Ashley - "I just thought we would stay in and have some Oakdale Bean Dip"
Dave - "Oh!!! Can I have some?!?"

Oakdale Bean Dip by BigDikBandit May 3, 2010

Slippery bean 

When you lube a Latino/Latina's ass so much you can't hold on to it

Hey man I noticed you laying down these bricks. Would you like a slippery bean later?

Slippery bean by Noosemoose April 18, 2018

grean bean 

Grean beans are a sacred weapon designed for the lone purpose of bringing the destruction of THOTS.

Home Boy: Hey Fam I spotted a THOT down the block hop in da whip Fam and bring in the heat wit dem grean beans

Tod: I gotchu

grean bean by Hucklefucklecuck December 15, 2017

Crazy Finger Beams 

Crazy Finger Beams are quite simply crazy laser beams you shoot from your finger to destroy mostly annoying Firefox ads, anything named Firefox or a varient of it, and the browser Fireox itself. The orignal user of this was Freeza from Dragon Ball Z but he used it to blow up some black haired monkies and failed.

You: *Browsing the web*

Computer: "You must use Firefox to view this page. Firefox is completely customizable wi-"

You: ... CRAZY FINGER BEAM *shoots Crazy Finger Beams from fingers to blow up the ad and enter the site*

Computer: *displays site*

Crazy Finger Beams by CRAZYFINGERBEAMMAN December 9, 2008