Straight Simping

A term used by lesbians when simping for a straight girl

“Hannah’s straight simping again. This time for Maya.”

Hannah: “How could I not she’s so cute

by track.fruit22 May 24, 2022

Simp

A guy who begs for coochie

Ethan Garbe was a simp to all the local girls.

by spawnpeeked January 15, 2020

Simp

Possessiveness, it comes from the word pimp, but it is simp because the simp uses the partner for validation and constantly needs sexual reassurance to avoid feelings insecure, the partner needs to finds the simp sexually attractive, that is why the simp lies and brags about what they give and do for their partner, so that other people think highly, when desired by more, the simp feels more secure but in reality, only shares with the partner and isolates, takes, the simp only says gives to make the simp desirable and attractive and everyone believes the fairytale and thinks the partner is worthless, not interested, without knowing who the simp is because the simp disappears everytime the simp has a partner.

The simp is a real bro, he has breast to fondle and a p*ssy to cum, he pitied his friend, and he wanted his ex to get a bf, that is why he made secret nudes without her consent and sended to his narc friend for a blind date. It cost the simp 40000 to escape prison.

by Citycouncillight November 27, 2020

Simp

Noel from Engineering

*Noel enters Eng 369*
Timmy: "Yo its the simp that knows people's favourite flowers"

by youknowwhothisispussy January 1, 2021

SIMP

A SIMP is a Twat that gives money to a Twitch Twat because they think it gives them a chance of having the sex.

Usually, but not always male.

BRO!!!!!! Did you see this? That simp just gave her a $9,001 donation!!!

It's over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by WarriorMan256 November 17, 2020

Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.

I was going to call you a stupid fucking whore, but my friend Sean has laid down a new Simp Law

by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023

No Simp Year

So we had "No Simp September" and "No Simp September" But next year is "No Simp Year" It's for both genders, if you lose, oh well. You can't simp for fictional, or real life people.

Boy : Hey girl you lookin fineee.
Girl : Um, you just lost No Simp Year!
Boy: What's that?
Girl: It's a challenge where both genders can't simp for a year!

by no simp something person October 4, 2020