Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome

A young person (not necessarily a schoolgirl) raised in a strict moral upbringing (not necessarily a Catholic) who acts completely opposite to the views they were taught in a way that is generally out of control and without care. Because they were taught that everything is equally sinful, they feel that any and all actions are morally equal (ie: kissing a guy is on par with sleeping with the football team) and not taught control, restraint, or moderation and instead taught only abstinence (ie: excessive uncontrolled drinking).

Betsy used to be such a nerd and a Bible Thumper. I heard she's doing lines of blow off the asses of prostitutes now. Man, she suffers from Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome baaaad!

by loprogression March 26, 2008

Abused Puppy Syndrome

A condition where a person, who is typically picked on and made fun of, develops a deep crush on the first person who is nice to them. Named after the tendency for beaten dogs to follow around people who feed them. APS is characterized by:

-The writing of long love letters and notes, signing them as "Secret Admirer"
-The following of the nice person around the halls of your school, office building, or any other place where people assemble
-Excessive staring
-Writing the nice person's name over and over and over again
-Efficaciousness
-Awkward smiling

Nice Person: I defended that nerdy girl in front of a couple football guys and now she keeps staring at the back of my head in Math!

Nice Person's friend: I told you not to get involved, now you've got a full-blown case of Abused Puppy Syndrome on your hands.

by hoboace October 21, 2007

special snowflake syndrome

The false belief that one's child never makes a mistake and can do no wrong. A parent suffering from this will stand up for their child in the face of a teacher when the child has clearly violated the rules and the parent somehow makes it the school or teacher's fault.
False belief that one's offspring is perfect and entitled to special treatment.

She suffers from special snowflake syndrome because her child can never do any wrong.

by fedupandtired April 16, 2015

Jessica Simpson Syndrome

The ailment of being very, very, dumb. Charecterised by random outbursts of an obsurd nature. Some signs may include but are not limited to the following

"Is Peanut Butter Dairy?"
"I always that an autobiography had to do with cars"
"Omg, Earthquake (Picks up cellphone)"

Omg, that gurl tottaly has jessica simpson syndrome, Poor michael.

by Michael F. January 31, 2005

Cute Baby Syndrome

1. When you see a baby that is just so darn cute you want to squeeze the life right out of it.

2. Not being able to control yourself around a really cute baby.

Related to Cute Puppy Syndrome

1. Person: (hugging a cute baby a bit too tight)
Baby's parent: Hey give me my baby back, creep.

2: Person 1: (to baby) Aww you're so cute little baby awww goo goo gaa gaa cute babyyyyyy.
Person 2: Um, I think you have Cute Baby Syndrome

by sbear October 21, 2010

Lawn Gnome Syndrome

n. A mental ailment similar to depression, characterized by a tendancy to mope and be unhappy.
Acronym: LGS.

A: "He's sitting in the corner all alone moping. What's wrong with him?"
Dr. B: "He has Lawn Gnome Syndrome. Go and force him to feel better."

by qqq March 29, 2005

half black syndrome

When someone is a race other than black, but happens to be particularly well endowed down under.

Amanda: How was Luke last night?
Emma: Oh my God. It turns out he had half black syndrome. What a wonderful surprise.
Amanda: That white boy has game.

by BlackMagic69 July 13, 2010