Alpine Slope

Verb: to give a footjob while doing a handstand and angling your feet at a 90° angle.

Hey Keira, you better give me one of those Alpine Slopes tonight!

by Papivo December 18, 2024

Gang Slopped

To have been irrevocably fucked by a collective.

Being Gand Slopped is typically the case after having been Gang Stalked by a determined group, and similarly to the medieval pillory, it's an act of great humiliation that welcomes public ridicule.

The acts that define being "slopped" include but are not limited to: group surprise sex onto one person, group surprise molestation onto one person, group surprise sexual assault onto one person, surprise humiliation onto one person.

The criteria for "gang" necessitates that the group is not just a band of common thugs, but rather a highly organized and formally operational institution. An organization like the CIA, FBI, DEA, TSA, USPS, British Royal Family, US NAVY, Iran Revolutionary Guard, Israeli Mossad, Russian FSB, and the Walt Disney Company are all possible collectives that could leave a target gang slopped.

A notable figure who was gang stalked by the CIA/Mossad and then went on to be gang slopped is Muammar Gaddafi.

John told me that he was being gang stalked by the CIA for condemning the butchering of children. I thought he was crazy.. Then I saw him end up on the news dead and sodomized. Turns out he was being gang stalked and even ended up getting gang slopped by the CIA!

by Dusty Knuckles January 9, 2025

Fat Sloppy

A sex act involving hacking up a loogie into a fat persons belly button.

I gave Gerald a fat sloppy.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

Brasa Slopcorn

When a kid named Logan commands his dog "Brasa, Slopcorn", this means he lures his dog in to eat popcorn in his hand around his crotch area, but then drops the popcorn on his schlong, resulting in the dog giving him head.

"Brasa gave me great slopcorn."
"Logan really Brasa Slopcorned her."

by The slopenhiemer May 1, 2025

Brasa Slopcorn

When a person commands their dog "Brasa! Slopcorn", they hold out their hand holding a few pieces of popcorn over their crotch, then when the dog comes over, they drop the popcorn on their schlong, resulting in the dog sloping up the popcorn on his schlong.

"He really got his dog to Brasa Slopcorn?"
"Wow dude, so mature of you to Brasa Slopcorn."

by The slopenhiemer May 1, 2025

Dope Slope

1. The steep, uncontrollable lean of someone nodding out hard on opioids—especially fentanyl—where their body looks like it’s about to slide right off reality.
2. A temporary gravitational phenomenon where someone bends at the waist like they’re inspecting invisible ants on the sidewalk... for hours.

🗣️ “I didn’t know humans came with a demo mode until I saw him stuck in the dope slope.”
“She was halfway through a sentence, then caught that dope slope and time-traveled to opioid-land.”

by anonymous June 5, 2025

Pueblo Slopper

Performed on a consenting partner with high pain tolerance, this act involves
1. Spreading their legs
2. Pouring either chile con carne or a tomatillo-based chile verde (personal preference) across their genitals
3. Slapping their ass cheeks hard (grilling the buns)
4. Sticking your meat (or other penetrative toy) in.

Note 1: Both/all partners should have a lotion with high fat content ready once they have completed the Pueblo Slopper.
Note 2: The Pueblo Slopper can be served vegetarian, or vegan, if desired.

"Mi novio y yo hicimos un Pueblo Slopper anoche. ¡Todavía me arde el culo!"

by Apocynum July 31, 2025