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idiot rules

A non idiot group created and controlled by MANO the mafia.
sources reports that he named it as 'idiot rules' coz he was bored like an Idiot while creating the group and he thought its a funny name which actually ain't funny at all ..(LOL)
by Blazzy August 7, 2012
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burrito rule

if your burrito falls apart at any time during eating it you are obligated to use a fork to annihilate it.
Sarah: My stupid burrito just fell apart
Mark: Burrito rule, time to go HAM! Here's a fork.
by timebusters August 30, 2012
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Breakfast Rule

This rule dictates that if two persons are mid-coitus and a third party enters the room, the couple must continue to do the deed.

If they do continue, the third party is required to make breakfast for the couple. If they stop, the couple is then required to make breakfast for the third party at his/her earliest convenience.
"Hey, I totally walked in on John and Jane last night."

"Did they keep going?"

"Nah man, they're making me breakfast tomorrow morning cuz they stopped, and the Breakfast Rule says they must"
by EggsandBacon October 10, 2012
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Irish Ruler

(Noun) A precision measurement device, 12 inches in length, used as a standard in golf when providing distances from a specific point. When giving a measurement with this device, it is generally specified in the measurement.
He hit is golf ball 3 inches from the hole, measured by an Irish Ruler, or 1/4 of an Irish Ruler.
by Nadpoleus September 7, 2013
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prostitute rule

'You fuck it, you buy it' - When lending an item to another, claiming prostitute rule in case of any damage occurring while in the others possession
When borrowing a Halloween costume from Tom, Leigh calls Prostitute Rule since he knows Tom is a messy and inconsiderate drunk
by phil-ate-me October 8, 2013
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max rule

A handsome, teenage boy who always gets the girls. Extremely large penis which ranges between 10 - 15 inches. Always cares about girls and can become very good friends with them without sexual feelings.
by AwesomeDude1234 October 23, 2013
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International Rule of Math

The rule in Mathematics which states that whatever operation is done to one side of the vernacular, must be done to the other side. This rule was created by Andrew Warren in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
"I don't want this number her, can I just erase it? No, I must use the International rule of math"
by Molly Case November 28, 2013
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