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Land the plane

This phrase is usually uttered in exasperation when someone is taking too long to tell a story, get to the point, etc.
Dude! You've been circling for a while. Get to the point--land the plane already!
by Rjakie May 17, 2025
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Land the plane

When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.
Dude’s been rearranging the same five screws for eight hourssomeone tell him to land the plane.”
by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025
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Land your plane

The semi polite way to tell someone to shut up when they are rambling on about nothing of interest to you.
Clay continued to talk even tho meghan wasn’t listening to him anymore really.

You need to land your plane already, Clay.” Meghan told him.
by anonymous August 10, 2025
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Water Treatment Plant

When two people, male or female, 69 while continuously urinating into each other’s mouth.
Ughh! I really need to brush my teeth. I still have the pee taste in my mouth from doing the Water Treatment Plant with Sarah last night.
by Thesexdemon September 21, 2025
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Blue environment planet

Aghafuuuucccckkk!!!!!
At the top of my lungs, I scream at night to myself with uncontrollable thoughts of self-mutilation and harm and through it all hot pink comes the biggest banger of them all!: “Blue environment planet”
by Bad C dev December 10, 2025
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The ugliest bitch in the planet

Me, but ur cute btw just not me
by Yasmineb December 17, 2019
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