A lifesaver on Snapchat, where the other snap user knows you fucked up, but they can’t see ur stupid, and embarrassing, message that u previously sent them.
Person 1: So how did the party go last night?
Person 2: Yh it was rlly
Person 2: You deleted a chat
Person 1: ??
Person 1: Y u delete the chat?
Person 2: The party was rlly good tbh
Person 1: Sure
Person 2: No seriously it was
Person 1: Ok I give up
Person 2: Yh it was rlly
Person 2: You deleted a chat
Person 1: ??
Person 1: Y u delete the chat?
Person 2: The party was rlly good tbh
Person 1: Sure
Person 2: No seriously it was
Person 1: Ok I give up
by HateDonaldTrump May 1, 2022

by FoolYouFell April 21, 2020

Person 1: Dude, money makes the world go 'round!
Person 2: That is an illogical statement, sir. The earth rotates due to the axis located through the center of the earth, with a slight angle. This axis causes the earth to then rotate in a constant 360 degree motion, along a set path around the sun, causing us to have both years and different seasons.
Person 1: What are you, a Ron?!
Person 2: That is an illogical statement, sir. The earth rotates due to the axis located through the center of the earth, with a slight angle. This axis causes the earth to then rotate in a constant 360 degree motion, along a set path around the sun, causing us to have both years and different seasons.
Person 1: What are you, a Ron?!
by Count_Dooku January 26, 2010

"Cigarettes have finally killed me. Like they killed my father, my father's father, my mother's father, my mother and her father. I just can't seem to give the damn things up. I love them! Sweet...smoky...cigarettes.
*sigh* You Delicious Bastard!"
*sigh* You Delicious Bastard!"
by deathmetalfan July 12, 2010

by Honnneyy November 26, 2017

American Wild West slang for having sex with a girl. Literally to poke her in the vagina with your penis.
Other forms- To have a poke, having a poke, poke her good, give her a poke, give her a real good poke, giving her a poke
Other forms- To have a poke, having a poke, poke her good, give her a poke, give her a real good poke, giving her a poke
For example, from the 2011 Kiwi Western Black Comedy "Good For Nothing", a cowboy kidnaps a girl.
Girl- "And just what do you intend to do with me?!"
Guy- "Give you a poke!"
*Girl stares wordlessly at Guy, jaw hanging open*
Girl- "And just what do you intend to do with me?!"
Guy- "Give you a poke!"
*Girl stares wordlessly at Guy, jaw hanging open*
by josa115 November 23, 2013

A question to pose to any person attempting to solve a problem in a way that has failed in the past.
Person #1: "You ran out of gas in your car again?"
Person #2: 'Yes, can you believe it? I don't understand. I always wait until the last minute to fill up my gas tank."
Person #1: "How's that working for you?"
Person #2: 'Yes, can you believe it? I don't understand. I always wait until the last minute to fill up my gas tank."
Person #1: "How's that working for you?"
by keshazel April 12, 2012
