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summer ass cheese 

when it's 100 degrees out and you weigh 230 pounds and you go to the 7/11 to buy an extra-large fountain soda and by the time you get home there's an ocean of sweat between your ass cheeks going all up into no-man's land and you try to wipe it off with your shirt but realize it's too much so you grab some paper towels and wipe it away. then you smell the paper towels because for some strange reason you like the smell of your own ass.
Those pheromones you think you're attracted to are probably summer ass cheese.
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I’ve got cheese to slice 

“I’ll see you later Tom Hanks, I’ve got cheese to slice.”

Mac n cheese sneeze 

This can occur during coitus when a large forceful ejaculation floods an already wet ass pussy causing both fluids to expel just like a sneeze.
When me and my girl both came at the same time during sex she blew a mac n cheese sneeze out.

The Big Cheese

Executive Supervisor of the Eurovision Song Contest Martin Österdahl. First used by Julia Sanina at Semi-Final 1 of the Eurovision Song Contest 2023.
He's the Big Cheese, the top dog, it's Mr. Eurovision himself, Martin Österdahl!
The Big Cheese by Rigel ESC May 11, 2023

bacon egg and cheese the nigga way 

Can a nigga get a bacon egg and cheese the nigga way.

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich 

When an obese woman’s fupa get sweaty from having sex, the mixture under her fupa makes a cream cheese like substance. The guy fucking her can then take 2 crackers, and rub them under her fupa. He then feeds her the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich.
How did SHE pregnant? She had too many Ohio Cream Cheese Sammichs.

National Give A Ginger Some Cheese Day

On December 19th, it’s national give a ginger some cheese day. The titles pretty self explanatory.
Ginger 1: OMG it’s national give a ginger some cheese day tomorrow I can’t wait!
Ginger 2: I know! I love cheese!