Get the Birthday Cake mug.To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.
Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”
Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
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Get the Cut the cake mug.Its when you ejaculate on a womans buttocks and slather the seminal fluids across the buttocks and start biting at her buttocks and proceed to shout "I'm eating cake with frosting!"
John: Hey did you hear what paul did the other night?
Chris: Yeah! I heard he had some cake with frosting since the wife allowed it!
John: Man, I'm jealous!
Chris:Yeah, me too.
Chris: Yeah! I heard he had some cake with frosting since the wife allowed it!
John: Man, I'm jealous!
Chris:Yeah, me too.
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Get the Cake with frosting mug.Referring to the stretch marks on a booty, usually on a Black woman, but not limited to.
The stretch marks are usually in a pattern on the booty cheeks, that resemble that of a zebra’s stripes.
Usually a term of endearment.
The stretch marks are usually in a pattern on the booty cheeks, that resemble that of a zebra’s stripes.
Usually a term of endearment.
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@bigmoodhaver: nah, I stay away from paper cakes
@bigmoodhaver: nah, I stay away from paper cakes
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