oldcore

referring to something of a style back in the day (1) , referring to porn with old people (2)

Tom: Dude, the other day I was listening to Conway Twitty, brought back memories.

Bill: That's some oldcore shit!

Tom: Word.

by lolthatisgreat July 13, 2011

olderhood

A new evolving phase of life beyond adulthood.

We began in childhood, then we moved into adulthood. Now as the years have moved along, we transition into olderhood. Advances in healthcare, nutrition and access to quality information are creating an expanding social demographic of energetic, independent mature contributors to society. A generation which has much to give, and much more it wants to learn. This phase of life is the period when these “Oldsters” realize that the word “now” has a meaning they have never thought much about before. The “Now Generation”.

After retirement he spent his olderhood years travelling and writing.

by oldster in training June 24, 2013

Oldy Folk

#1Old person/Elder.

#2 A wrinkled prune.

#3 An elderly beloved pet

ex #1:
Mother: "Stop doing that to the dog!"
Child1: "Why? I'm patting her!"
Mother: "She's a baby! You would never do that to a baby!"
Child2: "No she's not, she's like 89."
Mother: "So? you would never do that to an Oldy Folk!"

by Sum Peeple September 20, 2013

Oldenkamp

An insecure person who makes up definitions for himself to compensate for his own inadequacies.

That Oldenkamp claims to have or to be whet ever he knows he lacks.

by Glottologist September 5, 2016

Oldgasm

The orgasm-like groan an old person emits almost every time they try to move, like when standing up out of a chair.

Grandpa's loud oldgasm startled his dog, which almost tripped him when he was trying to get off the couch to get another beer.

by helnwls June 23, 2016

Oldwick

A wealthy but rural and quaint town. A lot of horses and barns. The houses are medium to large-sized and people own a lot of property. There are only independent shops, including an independent gas station. The closest King's, Rite Aid, and Starbucks are in Whitehouse station which is about 10 minutes away. The general store is so good. Their sandwiches are great and their double egg and cheese sandwiches are BOMB! It's a gorgeous area.

1: Yo dude where do you live?
2: Oldwick, dude!
1: You're so lucky, that place is beautiful!

by imlostandicantfindmyway January 4, 2017

oldmike

A person who is inappropriate.

Please stop asking to fist people oldmike!

by OWLFAN January 17, 2017