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A town in New Jersey where the famous Parker family resides. Usually associated with power and wealth, because those fortunate to live there in the presence of a certain person go out to do great things with their lives. Dress code involves Vineyard Vines and J. Crew ONLY

Person A: Where do you live?
Person B: New York City, Upper East Side. How about you?
Person A: Oldwick, duuude.
Person B: ahhh! SOOO jealous! Are you a Parker?

Oldwick by space cowboy lover November 4, 2009

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Oldwick

A wealthy but rural and quaint town. A lot of horses and barns. The houses are medium to large-sized and people own a lot of property. There are only independent shops, including an independent gas station. The closest King's, Rite Aid, and Starbucks are in Whitehouse station which is about 10 minutes away. The general store is so good. Their sandwiches are great and their double egg and cheese sandwiches are BOMB! It's a gorgeous area.

1: Yo dude where do you live?
2: Oldwick, dude!
1: You're so lucky, that place is beautiful!

Oldwick by imlostandicantfindmyway January 4, 2017

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Related Words

Oldwick • old dick • Old Nick • old hickory • old ricky • Old Hick • Old Hickory Twist • Old lick • Old Pickerin' Witch • OLD PICKLE

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

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