John Corduroy

A man who despises anything other than corduroy pants. He has the ability to infinitely generate corduroy pants, and morph them into any recognizable man-made object. The source of all of his corduroy pants is unknown.

HE HATES SLACKS.

Guy 1: We need to hide, man. I heard John Corduroy just escaped from the Slack Slammer.
Guy 2: OH SHIT OH FUCKING ASS HELL OH SHIT

John Corduroy: I'm kill.

John Corduroy by Brinefender January 13, 2024

John Barry 

Someone who loves elf bars, naps, gg bulot, Nazi propaganda, freshmen, whippets, and taking care of drunk girls at parties.

“Have you seen that John Barry over there? He loves being a bad boy😍.”

John Barry by playboyxo January 15, 2024

john thumb 

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.

The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.

john thumb by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024

john moose 

John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.

Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”

john moose by Moose Menace January 25, 2024

John Studios youtube 

An YouTuber who joined in mid january 2022, his first video was in June 31st 2023, he might just waited 1 year to post videos, his most viewed video was Classic Caillou Abomination (Good and no Bad Words), from August 2023, the month that this channel, John Studios youtube, started getting popular. This channel is still running on YouTube. His most used App is Plotagon.

John william, an brazilian person, a nine-year-old, this guy controls John Studios youtube.

John Studios youtube by John_2 January 30, 2024

John Muffler 

A dude who be muffling johns, aka suckin dick

"Shut up Sam you just a lil john muffler"

John Muffler by Nopyyy February 2, 2024

john royal

A man constantly becoming 1% better every day. A man that melts your heart looking into your soul. A very proficient rhyme spitter, log splitter, and bullshitter. His charming smile and personality are only matched in size by his manliness. Quick with a joke or to light some smoke. And the most wonderful, caring amazing fathers ever. The man of dreams ✨️

John royal, you got mad flow

john royal by FlyLynsFly February 6, 2024