Brinefender's definitions

Brinefending

When you absolutely need to go into the car for about 10 minutes in order to enter your protective caccoon to evolve.

I turned the radio on to commence Brinefending

by Brinefender January 13, 2024

John Corduroy

A man who despises anything other than corduroy pants. He has the ability to infinitely generate corduroy pants, and morph them into any recognizable man-made object. The source of all of his corduroy pants is unknown.

HE HATES SLACKS.

Guy 1: We need to hide, man. I heard John Corduroy just escaped from the Slack Slammer.
Guy 2: OH SHIT OH FUCKING ASS HELL OH SHIT

John Corduroy: I'm kill.

by Brinefender January 13, 2024

Clunkfat

When sheer mass outweighs girth. When structure outweighs slop. Think of a fuckass gumball v.s. a few chewed pieces of gum spat out and stuck together with spit and a dream. Clunkfat is the gumball, the gum is merely a sad, formless base for something that could've been beautiful.

Person 1: Yo, Corn's body has such clunkfat energy bro, look at it!
Corn: Kill yourself.

by Brinefender May 12, 2025