Attention whore 

A girl, pretty or not, who absolutely loves attention. Usually even loved by people, esp. boys, because she's "hot", "fun" and has a "wild personality" as she describes herself. Loved because she can be unusually nice, loud, funny, and cute. Posts stupid blogs advertising herself how unique and lucky she is, and situations in her life. Is a virgin and acts like a total slut to get attention and admiration from ANY boy, and she's so desperate to find Mr. Right and have sex when she's only fuckin 15. And she's disappointed that she's so "hot" and she got to this 'old' age and she hasnt had sex yet!?!? omg!!!! She admits she wants sex and all the dirty stuff just for the attention and in hope of winning a guys heart.. more like winning his dick. I mean COME ON. Anyway she tries to gain as much friends as possible, online and in life, and she uses stupid little 'moments' she had with those people to get aquainted with them and then get to know them like some kind of creeper randomly messaging them and getting into their life. But it doesn't seem that creepy, cause once again, her 'charm' is working on them. Likes to stick her nose in other people's business and thinks she's good enough friends with them, but they're not backlashing at her because they're too nice, and she never gets the idea that she's a nosy little bitch. Really 'lives her life to the fullest' cause she's acting like a fuckin slut to attract guys, esp. the stupider guys who fall for crap like girls' asses and slutty-ness. She can love every guy, but she's always scared and intimidated by them to approach them and talk in person, esp. older guys, so she uses myspace or crap like that. (omg they're JUST GUYS dammit) Once again most guys fall for her. Uses people, even really good friends, for connections to other people they're interested in. Likes to steal friends from friends like a bitch-ass shit. Sometimes breaks guys hearts cause they're not 'Mr. Right'. Not the awesome and smart girl you think she is. Just a stupid attention whore.

That girl (let's call her Rebeckah) is my friend and she seems so amazing to everyone though if you look closer and think deeper she's just a huge attention whore.

Attention whore by hayyythere:) August 7, 2008

shart attack 

When your sudden urge to pass gas in light colored pants is accompanied by a wet, warm stain in your seat.

John: Nate,man,the worse thing happened on the way to work today

Nate: Dude, bring it.

John: I suffered a debilitating shart attack and had to go home to change my pants- so I took the day off and went to the golf course.

shart attack by Lexdeacon June 8, 2011

mumbai-style attack plot 

a non-specific terrorist threat warning designed to keep fear alive amongst the public.

striking non-specific fear into the population is touted to heighten vigilantism, and thus, public safety. in actuality, the odds of dying due to an allergic reaction to peanuts is a vastly greater threat the the public than terrorism.

* Europe warned of Mumbai-style attack plot.

* Peanuts are yummy.

* Skies partly cloudy, with chance of evening showers.

mumbai-style attack plot by marybethjones October 4, 2010

attack helicopter

A new gender on tinder

vroom vroom i attack helicopter

attack helicopter by ihOp2754 August 28, 2020

Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack 

Invented By Chuck Norris Himself!
Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.

Dude, so I was having the best Fuckathlon ever... and this bitch starts complaining 'bout shit, so I tried tha Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack maneuver to shut her up!!! It worked wonderfully

Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack by Mañiomalaz November 7, 2008

Attack Helicopter

When you spin your dick around in circles very fast while cumming on a Girl/Guys face to represent helicopter blades and shooting from a guys "Gun".

I was being and 'Attack Helicopter' to this Gir/Guy and 'shot' her in the face from it.

Attack Helicopter by Noongar1800 October 27, 2020

Attack Helicopter

A helicopter that attacks certain people. It is also considered a gender. Pronouns of the gender include heli (for he or she), Attas (for his or hers), Ati (for him or her).

Social justice warrior: YoU aRe HoMoPhObIc ArEnT yOu!
Epic person: I'm not homophobic I identify as an attack helicopter.

Attack Helicopter by NuggetInc September 24, 2020