urban outfitters syndrome

When a bitch sounds so nasally and annoying and is so ducking loud but tries to pretend she’s chill and indi and environmentally conscious but rlly just wants dick under the disguise of a reformed basic New England lulu bitch. Also has to play lax solely for the reason that she can tell people she plays lax.

Bruh I have urban outfitter syndrome

Urban outfitters syndrome cause ur acc lagging IRL
She’s so ficking annoying why the fuck is she 5’9 or 4’11 and so fucking basic

Ur lips r so small bc ur a basic cunt and ur acc rlly fucking mean. Ur gonna be fat and stop laughing at everything it’s not that funny.

by bitcha$$pussya$$hoe April 6, 2022

Kanye disillusionment syndrome

Kanye disillusionment syndrome us the belief that all of rapper/singer/producer Kanye Wests music is bad or unfavorable because he has had some bad takes.

"Damn dude Gold Digger, Bound 2, POWER, Stronger, 'friends' in Paris, all trash!"

"Nah homie you just got that Kanye disillusionment syndrome"

by Drewscoob February 26, 2021

Franky Boy Syndrome

Franky Boy Syndrome, commonly referred to as BBS (Big Boy Syndrome) or PB&P (Peanut Butter and Piss) is a non-curable, non-contagious disease in which one’s stomach becomes too large and requires more food to be ingested to satisfy one’s hunger. After the Franky Boy Syndrome wipeout of 1927, killing hundreds of thousands of people, it was discovered that the main cause of the disease was rooted from a particular protein in Peanut Butter, mainly seen in the common brand Skippy Peanut Butter. Today it lurks in society, specifically in Pennsylvania but seems to be spreading to the state of West Virginia. Most humans with Franky Boy Syndrome typically tend to fall in the larger end of the scale, commonly around the 300 lb benchmark, but this all depends on the height of the person. For example, a person who is 6’4 averages out to be 315 pounds. The disease is often disregarded by scientists and they do not care to find a cure, as to people with Franky Boy Syndrome lack knowledge and common sense while also struggling to over-estimate their social status. Finally, they also fail to grapple their presence in social leagues of relationships, usually trying to go for people completely out of their league and being led of by that lover.

Yo John Cheddar, see that fella over there??? Looks like he has Franky Boy Syndrome. Bless his greasy heart man.

by JohnCheddarFogGuy July 24, 2023

Bibby Stockholm Syndrome

Like Stockholm Syndrome, but more affordable to the UK taxpayer.

Cost to the State further reduced by the confirmed presence of Legionella. All being well the same ought to reduce (in the most permanent way) those suffering with Bobby Stockholm Syndrome by c. 10%.

Prime Minister: ‘How can we sell Bibby Stockholm Syndrome to the base?’

Home Secretary: ‘Simple! Unlike that woke nonsense “Stockholm Syndrome”, Bibby Stockholm Syndrome has a 10% chance of resulting in the genuine death of the captive!’

Prime Minister: ‘You’ve done it again!’

by PsyduckPsays August 15, 2023

Tay K syndrome

When A delusional person who listens to Rap Artists with violent lyrics thinks they are a hard street thug even though they live in the wealthy suburbs and have never been a fight

“I’ll knock yo bitch ass out, pull ya ones”
“Shut the fuck up David, you own 2 Mercedes and live in a white neighborhood with no crime rate”

David Suffers from Tay K syndrome

by ItsMVR August 28, 2023

Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome

A young person (not necessarily a schoolgirl) raised in a strict moral upbringing (not necessarily a Catholic) who acts completely opposite to the views they were taught in a way that is generally out of control and without care. Because they were taught that everything is equally sinful, they feel that any and all actions are morally equal (ie: kissing a guy is on par with sleeping with the football team) and not taught control, restraint, or moderation and instead taught only abstinence (ie: excessive uncontrolled drinking).

Betsy used to be such a nerd and a Bible Thumper. I heard she's doing lines of blow off the asses of prostitutes now. Man, she suffers from Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome baaaad!

by loprogression March 26, 2008

Abused Puppy Syndrome

A condition where a person, who is typically picked on and made fun of, develops a deep crush on the first person who is nice to them. Named after the tendency for beaten dogs to follow around people who feed them. APS is characterized by:

-The writing of long love letters and notes, signing them as "Secret Admirer"
-The following of the nice person around the halls of your school, office building, or any other place where people assemble
-Excessive staring
-Writing the nice person's name over and over and over again
-Efficaciousness
-Awkward smiling

Nice Person: I defended that nerdy girl in front of a couple football guys and now she keeps staring at the back of my head in Math!

Nice Person's friend: I told you not to get involved, now you've got a full-blown case of Abused Puppy Syndrome on your hands.

by hoboace October 21, 2007