five-minute

A short period of time.

"I'll be there in five minutes."
"Easy five-minute recipes"

by goog0logch September 13, 2025

Conster monster

Someone that tags onto a group uninvited

That Deen guy is following us around. What a Conster Monster

by Tacpeng September 28, 2025

Elo monster

Someone who purposely makes you or your team lose to make you go down in rankings

He is a elo monster

by Zachariah Cornelius October 5, 2025

Michael Minute

Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.

A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).

Examples:

“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”

“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”

"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."

by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025

Reality Monster-y

Because, unlike Jordan Peterson, I know that your asking whether or not I'm willing to make an affirmative claim regarding a creator deity.

Hym "That being said... It is a little reality monster-y though... It would be a shame if it didn't. Can't kill it if it doesn't exist. So, yeah, no but I hope so. I also don't care."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2025

MIF Monster

Scoring every single item to the bare minimum required to pass like it's your job. If the bell curve was mount Everest you'd be at the peak. Mediocrity is what gets you out of bed in the morning. South Field beckons.

He's going helos for sure... an absolute MIF Monster

by Borderline_Savant May 8, 2025

Throwdness Monster

A monster that lurks in the shadows, as you drink alcoholic beverages. It causes there victims to drink excessively, in large quantities with no resistance. When there victims are intoxicated, the monster takes control of there soul and causes the victim to act in a uncontrollable manner.

Dude, last night you was attacked by the Throwdness Monster..im gonna need you to replace my TV.

by Bananasonfire May 8, 2025