ur son mitochondria

THE GOD OF INSULTS

*jack gets revived* jack: ur granny tranny and ur grandfather helicopter
kevin: UR SON MITOCHONDRIA
*jack dies indefinately*

by Pu55yGr1nder69420 May 11, 2018

Thomas Dale Mitchell Jr.

a boy from a small town called bainbridge Ga. born in 1999 on march 6th has a dream of being a famous actor. Moved from the small town he was raised in to California just to move back to his small town. Now he is a model and has been apart of LAFW (Los Angeles Fashion Week) and is attending NYFW (New York Fashion Week) in February and again in September, along with PFW (Paris Fashion Week) he has gain a spot on a new reality show called “ Rising Fashion World Tour” for their second season. You can find him on Instagram at @tomcat_23

He has been apart of Swamp gravy for the past 7 years which is a theater in colquitt ga he went to school at miller county high school for 3 out of his 4 years of high school and graduated from miller county high as well.

born: March 6, 1999

city: bainbridge ga

school: miller county high

thomas a guy that thinks he’s got it all, but really don’t.

thomas dale mitchell jr. a man that has his mind set to want he wants and reaches to achieve his dream.

by i want to be him January 29, 2020

big butler featuring mitchell

Work hours with a wip

Have you seen big butler featuring Mitchell grafting like 2 sea hoursez

by Hdhdjdhdg November 15, 2020

Steven Thomas Mitch lll

An Asian-American man who is 5'7" and is secretly homosexual towards characters from the movie "Cars"

Joe: Hey, Steven Thomas Mitch lll
Steven: I wanna fuck lightning Mcqueen

Joe: Lowkey same

by Berry Chalupa April 18, 2021

Basil Jane Mitchell

The female version of Adam Sandler who is very funny and out going. Will take extreme measures to get a positive reaction from a crowd.

Ayoo, a Basil Jane Mitchell just pulled up. As long as she’s not being a bitch, she finna put on a show for us 🤣🤣🤣

by Berkyyy June 13, 2021

Canadian Bar Mitzvah

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.

Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.

by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2021

ava the mitski fan

crazy silly mitski stan. also a pretty big troller in irf be scared

person: ava is the biggest mitski fan
person 2: fr she should be called ava the mitski fan

by lanadelreyfangirI September 4, 2022