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Jake-Face

A "Jake-Face" is a rare breed of Jake. Native to the lands of South Wales, he can be found roaming the beaches of Swansea. Often wearing a bucket hat and always has the best tunes.

A mystical fellow who walks with grace and confidence, always up for a laugh and knows how to kick the tits off it!

If you are fortunate enough to find yourself in the company of a Jake-Face, count your blessings and live for the moment, a Jake-face should be respected for the noble and Utter bad-ass Party aficionado that he his.

But ladies, be warned.... A Jake-Face has zero tolerance for sluts, hoe's, trollops and scallywags.
Example #1
"Heeeey, what's happening Jake-Face"

Example#2
Prsn1 "Who's the coolest person you've ever met?"

Prsn2 "Well that's obvious, it's the legendary Jake-Face ofcourse... Maaaan...he's so coooool..."

Example #3
"I hope we see Jake-Face today, I never feel down when Jake-Face is in town"
by Captain fantastic. July 7, 2022
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Face-guilt

When someone you hardly know/don't particularly like sends you a friend request on Facebook/My Space. Even though you don't really want to be friends, you feel obligated to accept the request.
Jen: Hey, I see on your Facebook page that you're friends with Bob now. When did this happen?

Sam: Face-guilt, man! I felt too bad rejecting the request.
by JenniferLO October 11, 2008
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octopus to the face

A very bizarre and very nasty surprise.
Waking up and realizing Donald Trump had just been elected President was a real octopus to the face.
by Elemenopy Queuarestes October 3, 2018
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Shizz Faced

When a person becomes extremely drunk or, shit faced and has a large amount of semen, or jizz on their face.
Omg Becky, I went to Ybor and got shizz faced last night! Mega protein shake!!
by 69oface420 January 25, 2016
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Butter Face

A girl who has every part of her body rockin... but her face....
Whoa check out that fine piece of.... OH MY GOD BUTTER FACE!
by LOWGUNS September 6, 2010
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Smirey Face

a cute variation of Smiley face. When you want ask someone to smile or give someone a smile to cheer them up worlds better you can use a SMIREY FACE because Rs are awesome :)
Pretty please give us a Smirey Face

you make me so happy.... Smirey Face :)
by smireysmirey June 18, 2010
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trouser faced

A very british way of saying you're getting drunk .
"Oi mate im getting absolutely trouser faced tonight "
by GreenDust June 22, 2017
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