cock bastard

some one who is a piece of shit

your a fuckng cock bastard

by Kc August 27, 2003

jock cock

Your shrunken penis as a result of arduous physical activity.

Dude, I just ran 5 miles and my girlfriend made fun of my jock cock.

by Senor Smalldick September 18, 2007

cock in the eye

a girl who is looking for peninis is said to have cock in the eye, or alternatively, to be cockeyed.

that chick's got cock in the eye

by fkr July 30, 2003

Cock Cream

Sperm vomited out of a girls ass into a morning cup of joe

Yummy, please pass the cock cream Jeff. It would be delectable with this coffee.

by Andrew Gravett May 25, 2008

cock weasel

A boss who takes credit for your work or effort. You have to put up with with his credit-stealing ways because he can fuck you royally or fire you.

He was such a cock weasel during that meeting

by whorlio October 24, 2003

Jumanji Cock

A cock which is dangerous to play with - hence Jumanji - a dangerous game to play

"I've got a Jumanji cock, dare you play?"

by Rich March 19, 2003

cock block

When a someone you know prevents you from looking good in front of the ladies

Jon Dejesues
aka animegamer

by miguel June 6, 2004