within pissing distance

"within pissing distance" means a short distance

"whose bright idea was it to put a fireworks store within pissing distance of a gas station"

by A Famous Outlaw August 18, 2025

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shit piss cock fart

when you’re so angry

“shit piss cock fart”
“did you stub your toe?”
“penis”

by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 17, 2023

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Piss pangs

The burning sensation you feel on the inside of your dick when you have to pee really, really badly. Like little needles jabbing at your willy.

Guy 1- “Oh man I had to pee SO badly yesterday. I started to get piss pangs!”
Guy 2- “What the fuck is a piss pang?”

by pantaloon.exe May 26, 2019

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Piss delay

That crippling feeling, you finish pissing, but you feel some still inside, and no matter how hard you try It doesn't come out

Tom: why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I got piss delay, sorry

by ff69 August 11, 2024

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When a man tucks his penis and balls in between his legs so it is pointing out of the back (similar to the "goat" or silence of the lambs tucking), you then back up to a urinal, bow forward and piss out the back.

I was so drunk at the game last night that I decided to drop my pants to my ankles, turn around and do some back pissing in in the urinal.

by b4dub March 26, 2013

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Piss baby

A whiney man, that constantly plays the victim. They are a people pleasing know it all that will agree with everything you say to avoid getting their feelings hurt. Their name often starts with the letter D or K.

Common symptoms of a Piss baby include:

Typos

Full head of hair

Unoriginal jokes

Playing guitar
Saying ‘Nice Cock’

Strong desire to fly planes

Ugh, Daniel you’re such a piss baby!

by Ppboi69 April 2, 2025

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