monkey nuts

Choocolate covered carmel-almond clusters. Could also be cashew, peanut, or any other type of nut.

Hey, what are those, monkey nuts?

by Tom January 7, 2003

Monkey

(n.)syn. for "me"
(v.)to sit in trees and throw your own
poop at anything that moves
(adj.)green

(n.) Would you like to see a movie with
monkey sometime?
(v.) Remember when we used to sit in
front of the library and monkey?
(adj.)That vomitting over there is sure
turning monkey.

by Brando November 9, 2003

Monkey Business

Monkey business can involve a psychopathic hunt or control of victim or victims that can endure for years where the victims endure a steady decline of resources altogether and of their own health, becoming depressed and suffering constant harassment and pressure from various threats.
This interpretation of the dubious version of the concept, I think, to one end or another, is associated with the brown remains of a smaller person, typically a kid. You know, this may happen when you're exposed to psychopaths. They take their victim to some place where they do their freak stuff, reducing this (young) person to this brown, i.e., bloody by stark blood, burnt skin, dirtied by feces, lifeless, insidiously treated object! This goes for nothing less than torture and has some value to dubious people for "energy reasons"/"stratagems"/"efficacies of kind", so and so!
I'm telling you right now, beware of these idiots!!! More serious than this, it can't get!

Tortured abducted kid is found dead. It's probably the victim of monkey business. - Police report

by Mr Lea May 6, 2011

porch monkey

Grubbly young/ old people who sit around on their ricky old proches all day long. Typically drinky Budwiser and watch Nascar through richer people's windows. Usually slightly slutty and as a career they whore-fy the closest corner to their porch. The Porch Monkeyous male, Usually spends many hours wacking off in the closet while Female is out on corners.

Person- Hey you fucking Porch Monkey!!!!!
Porch Monkey- Hey baby You want to go for a ride.. On My porch?!?!:O

by Jenna and Marjorie August 26, 2006

spank the monkey

when a woman masturbates

she spanks her monkey too much

by waterlilly April 5, 2005

12 monkeys

Slang (offensive) : a dozen americans.

Q : Hey, do you think there were even 12 monkeys who understood the film "12 monkeys"
A : No.

by lex November 25, 2004

filthy monkey

The Dirty Vagina of a Very Promiscuous Woman.

I was going to eat, her till I went down and Discovered she had a "Filthy Monkey" then I aborted the Mission and Got out..

by Ghost1319 July 2, 2014