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Hot Joanie

The act of spraying out green ooze from ones moldy snatch.

Also a term of repulsion
by mommallama6 June 14, 2011
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Hot Blumpkin

N., The receiving of a blowjob while on the toilet, but instead of pooping in the toilet, it lands on the chest of the partner.
Some dude told me he gave his fiancee a hot blumpkin when they got home from their engagement party last night.
by AleHouseMan May 4, 2009
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Hot skank

An attractive redneck or someone who came from or could be seen living in rurality or a trailer park. Ripped jeans, tattoos, wifebeaters, unshaven faces, trucker caps, possible skoal can outline add to this effect. May hang out at truck stops, in rural "dive" bars, or rock and country concerts.
Kid Rock is a hot skank.
K-Fed is a hot skank (well, if you're actually into him).
by Christopher H November 15, 2006
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Hot Chicken

Hot chicken is when you stick a funnel into your partners anus, break two eggs and pour them into said funnel, letting them run into their anus. Upon egg drainage you insert your wiener into her anus and enjoy.
“Bruh, I met this chick at acme and she let me give her a hot chicken
by Ten I see May 28, 2018
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Hot Topic

A clothing store. A place to buy clothed goods.
Hey! I bought clothes at Hot Topic! Yay clothes!
by Meloria October 26, 2006
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Hot Topic

a place for all your poser needs. whether your shopping for the 45 dollar spiked belt. or the ridiculous black rimmed glasses with no corrective lenses, to make you seem psuedo scene. or whether you need to find the latest guns and roses rip off shirt. or maybe you need to find the perfect hippie surfer gone metal. thats where we found our sconsin!!
Brooks - hey whose lame ass thick black glasses are those?
Ryan - sconsins. he got them at hot topic.
Brooks - didnt you get sconsin at hot topic?
Ryan - we tried to return him, they dont take damaged goods.
rest of party - LAUGHTER!


love,
ryan and bergman
by RyRyxdeath February 15, 2005
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Hot Dog

Also called "Dog," this is a more private and literal term for the penis.
"Awww yeah! I ate that man's hot dog quite nicely!" said a skank-ass ho.
by Jaced Mascoli October 7, 2008
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