Mathew pearson

A man with a homophobic past but a homosexual future, usually caught blowing guys behind the local mcdonalds for cheese burgers

“He is a total mathew pearson”
“Did you see that mathew pearson behind the mcdonalds?”

by Scuma luma May 4, 2022

Ivy Peson

a medicine that s simalir to slimey profen

i love Ivy Peson so much

by Apemanape September 11, 2022

Cody Parsons

Hockey God, meat-head, gym rat, h a r l i e. Very nice charming sexy guy, you just want to squeeze his biceps. Make-out with him maybe. very loud guy who knows how to make a lot of weird noises, in the top 0000000.1 percent of babytron listeners.

Jarron: Wassuppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp Cody Parsons
Cody Parsons: KYS

by John3482 December 6, 2022

rick peroni

Another way of saying "ripperoni"

- Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking
- Yeah, can I talk to Rick Peroni please?
- Hey everyone, I've ripperoni here!
- You sure do, Moe!

by Shadiac December 7, 2022

maddie parsons

maddie parsons, great gal! absolute gyatt and can get this for free on gob. definitely sole mates with dom dileonardi and should def snap him back more bc he is feening. never thought i would say this but i have never wanted to be ben murphy so bad in my life after that spin the bottle incident. maddie parsons is truly a gem, some say a diamond in the rough!

maddie parsons can get this for free

by parker_hennessy March 15, 2023

johnny parsons

the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.

1 look thats johnny parsons

2 oh really

1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him

by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023

Mitchell Perron

When the idiot loser from high school says something so dumb everyone who hears it becomes less intelligent

Yea, Trevor sure pulled a Mitchell Perron when he said his dick hurt because his boyfriend bit it again

by DanielleSmithistrash July 10, 2023