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hot fart

when u have a hell of a lot more peanut butter than u r supposed to, you expel a warm, wet, potent fart
dude i just had a hot fary so u might want to clear out.
by Joe Blow March 13, 2004
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Fart Porn

A humorous term for someone who made you angry. Basically, you angered them so much that all you basically didn't do was fart in the other persons face.
by Josh McSkimming July 14, 2006
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Brain Fart

An incredibly bad(smelling)idea that leaks out of someones head, although these bad ideas can be easily avoided through basic common sense, The term "brain fart" is mostly associated with unavoidable bad ideas that originate from a boss or employer.
Bob's boss looking rather proud leaks out a rather large and foul smelling brain fart by telling Bob "you will have two week work deadlines at the beginning, middle and end of each month".
Bob can easily identify this as a brain fart from the really bad smell and since 2 weeks of time would not exist inbetween the end of one month and the beginning of another.
by Kuatolives February 26, 2007
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fart can

the derogatory term used by so called 'muscle car' owners for a sports muffler, usually attached to a japanese sports compact, which might rattle and crumble the brittle panels off their rusty, weak-ass 200hp V8's
rustbucket guy: hey... whats that sound?? oh no, fart can alert!!! quickly guys, help me hold my car together

rust-man: too late it's already here!!!

rustbucket guy: nooooo
by lord saTan November 7, 2006
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fiddley-fart

(can be used as noun,verb or adj. singular or plural)
no sense or value of time, wandering, lost, a waste,a way to start an arguement with the wife
1.) Man that dipshit isn't doing nothing but fiddley-farting around.
2.) Hey that ain't worth a shitload of fiddley-farts.
3.) Alrite bitch, quit fiddely-farting around and fix my dinner !!!!!
by woody August 11, 2003
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Food Fart

1.) Feeney: "Ugh. i think i just food-farted."

Caitlin: "Um, Feeney... I think that's called 'taking a shit'."

2.) Mac: "I need to go make a food fart."
by DJZombie March 24, 2011
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Fart Factory

Despite other false definitions, a FART-FACTORY is an anus. Fart-Factory usually refers a female asshole.
"Fuck me in the Fart Factory!"

"Oh damn, she had a Fart-Factory tighter than a snare drum! It was off the shart chart!
by TudFantasy February 4, 2010
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