google dick

A picture of a dick found with google image search. Most often used for sexting when you don't want to send a picture of your actual dick.

Joe: "Yeah, she asked for a picture of my dick"
Bobby: "Did you send one?"
Joe: "Hell no! I sent her a google dick instead"

by Bendberbot50 September 6, 2011

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dick mongler

one who mongles or enjoys partaking in the gobbling of the penis. similar to nippling or gently chomping on the male genitallia.

oh my god. can u beleive that dick mongler and her filthy lies.

by chris frenchy December 9, 2007

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funnel dick

A penis with a dick hole that is larger than the shaft, creating a funnel-like shape.

It's a whole new experience with me, but you can't get this funnel dick for free! It only costs two dollars.

Girrrl that guy had a funnel dick, I had to fold the tip just to get it inside.

by Big Nigga G Black Magic Jontx5 August 1, 2008

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donut dick

When in an attempt to insert a semi erect penis into the vaginal tunnel, the penis curls up like a donut.

"Yo dude i was trying to nail this fat chick but my brain wouldnt let me get it up i had DONUT DICK!"

by Alec and Steve April 20, 2008

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Dick Stick

A freshly semened penis that has glued itself to one's underpants.

I hurts when dick stick.

by shaunf January 9, 2004

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Dick Weed

A worthless and obnoxious person. A "Dick Weed" is similar to a "Dick Head."
This was a common phrase in Southern Californian surf culture in the late 1970s and early 1980s.

I am so sick of that dick weed bossing me around.

by Ian De La Rosa June 17, 2013

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