Watering the Bushes

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!

Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.

by Stoney69 June 22, 2022

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Dog Water

A term used by the mentally ill

Bro you're actually dog water.. *has a stroke*

by ToastyGrum July 28, 2021

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Water

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Chemical formula: H2O
Why H2O?

2 atom of hydrogen+ 1 atom of oxygen = water( h20

Chemist say water or H2O more??

by Scienceethan June 28, 2020

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Brown Water Rafting

When you eat a block of cheese on a Friday Night and follow it up the next morning with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito, and the solid chunk of shit in your ass rides the Taco Bell liquid wave out your butthole.

Ryan should have known better than to eat that taco bell.... his butt cheddar is brown water rafting out of him.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 21, 2025

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Dirty Water Balloon

Adj. When an uncircumcised male pinches off their foreskin forming a seal wile reaching climax and fills the rest with urine until it bursts from the pressure.

little did Billy know giving her a dirty water balloon would ruin date night..

by GanjaGoblin December 18, 2022

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