stroking the tie 

another description for "polishing the pewter", "shaking hands with ben franklin", "stroking the boa", "beating ones meat", "going on a date with jill", or just plain wacking it

My secretary caught me right in the middle of me stroking my tie.

stroking the tie by missourimaniac February 24, 2005

The Slow And The Timid 

What The Fast And The Furious should have been named.

Hey, let's not watch The Slow And The Timid and watch Fight Club instead!

The Slow And The Timid by Highly Evolved May 28, 2006

desecrate the throne

To defecate or vomit so violently (such as when one has explosive diarrhea) that the entire bowl and even the underside of the toilet seat is bespeckled or coated with the expelled material. This action renders even the flushed commode unfit for use until janitorial services are rendered.

A: I wouldn't go in there. That old potato salad made me so sick!

B: Oh man, you didn't desecrate the throne did you?

A: Let's just say I'd find another stall if I were you.

desecrate the throne by Once Padawan now the Master June 24, 2007

Throwing the Toast

1. One of the many rituals performed during midnight showings of the cult classic "Rocky Horror Picture Show". 2. The act of copulation, ussually in a public venue.

You and Benny were throwing the toast in the laundromat yesterday? That's kinky...

Throwing the Toast by jennygurrrrrl October 30, 2007

Punchin' the Toadstool

verb, slang for intercourse

Yo, Weegee, that Peach bitch told me to put on a Mushroom Suit before punchin' the toadstool last night!

Punchin' the Toadstool by PockyGT November 5, 2008

Destroy the town 

To have fun at a level where it should be considered illegal. It in no way, shape, or form, involves literally "destroying the town."(Unless you want to take it to that extreme)

Person 1: "Hey, you know of anything going on tonight?"

Person 2: "Nope."

Person 1: "Hell, I'm bored. Let's go destroy the town tonight."

Person 2: "Hell Yea!!!"

Destroy the town by ejrjesus08 February 14, 2009

Paint the tip 

It is when having anal sex and you leave feces on the dick, or the "tip"

Guy 1: Dude, I was so deep and then my dick slipped out and he painted the tip.

Guy 2: Man, I hate when they paint the tip!

Paint the tip by brtndude89 November 2, 2009