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Tijuanan Taco

This is where people celebrate Mexican culture with their amigos in a very intimate way. This is for the hombres only as it requires male genitals and at least one set of foreskin.

Imagine the scene. It's the day of the dead and two tattooed up cartel members are feeling festive but also hungry. They strip each other down exposing more macho skin artwork and scars from their illegal goings on. They are dead set on each other's cocks. They decide then it is the perfect evening for a Tijuanan Taco! They quickly grab some guacamole and sour cream and squirt it inside each other's foreskins, then carefully insert the meat, the meat being their phallic pulsating gland onto each other's foreskins. A notion commonly referred to as docking or frotting. Some sour cream and guacamole will spill but not to worry they proceed to master bate each other until they climax inside each other's penile hoods. Then it's drop to each other's knees or a good old fashioned 69 to gobble up the nutrition provided by the freshly made Tijuanan Taco!
Jose and Gomez did a very dirty tijuanan taco last night! Their penis smelt of guacamole for a good week afterwards providing a lasting memory and a moment for pause and tranquility in their otherwise violent gang lifestyle.
by Huffdaddie January 23, 2025
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beaver covered taco

A beaver covered taco is a vagina that has a thick covering of pubic hair - very hairy
When the women spread her legs I could see her beaver covered taco underneath.
by jolyfloger May 8, 2017
mugGet the beaver covered tacomug.

glossy taco

Slang for glossy topcoat. (Nail polish world) Simplynaillogical invented the word
"Dang! That holo polish is so spicy it doesn't need any glossy taco!"
by Lizziepepparoninipes12222 April 18, 2018
mugGet the glossy tacomug.

Taco-Rama

A situation where it's a tight squeeze getting by because two or more objects or people are standing too close together.

A type of body motion one takes to make themselves smaller so as to be able to squeeze between two people or objects to get by.
The guy in the parking space next to us is parked right on top of us! It's gonna be a Taco-Rama getting in.

There were thousands of people attending the concert, it was so packed, i had to do the Taco-Rama to get through everybody. I almost pissed my pants!
by jwarm2 September 27, 2023
mugGet the Taco-Ramamug.

glossy taco

A phrase used by simply nailogical (the nail queen)
It basically means glossy top-coat (for nails) but she says it with an "accent"
"And now we put on the glossy taco"
by SimplyAFan April 18, 2018
mugGet the glossy tacomug.

Glossy Taco

We know where you came from, do t even try to say you dont, what you want some peel porn?
Let's put some glossy taco on that shit.
by Ferardlove May 15, 2018
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glossy taco

The shiny top coat that you put on your nails to keep your nail polish long lasting.
Last, I'm going to put this glossy taco on my nails to top off the look.
by Hypertomatoes April 18, 2018
mugGet the glossy tacomug.

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