cake with my tea

When someone is spilling the tea, and either they give you extra information (cake) you didn't expect, or another person fills in the gaps.

"I just got cake with my tea."
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*spilling tea* "Okay, you ready for the cake? She lied, she wasn't there that morning! She was with Karen's boyfriend!"

by ThatFluffyUnicorn June 17, 2019

creepy cakes

someone who hates u and calls u things till your unstable but u feel as if they're in-love

just call them your creepy cakes n they might be good to you..

someone who hates you to the point they are in-love

by kara-- November 23, 2022

Caked out

When someone you know used to be slim but now they have put on loads of weight and are now caked out.

Jeez did you see Hayleigh, since she had the baby she has caked out

by Cakehunter January 22, 2022

Betchy Cakes

adj. The nicer, cuter way of calling someone betch. Must be a close friend or else things may get awkward. Can also be shortened to cakes or cakey.

Hey Betchy Cakes text me later <3
Hiya Cakey whats up?

by betchycakes33 April 27, 2011

jiggle cake

If you jizz into a ramekin and microwave it

Oh, Sandra thought the Jell-O shot had a funny taste, but really I gave her a jiggle cake

by Crabstick69 October 27, 2020

makin a cake

It's when you blow coffee through a straw into someone's rectum, they then shit on your chest and you top it off with your jimmy jelly.

Dylan just ejaculated on Krista's chest after she finished makin a cake.

by Bazingaboy127 April 10, 2014

Strawberry Cult Cake

When your sister makes her cake for her birthday and it turns out to be a cake with a strawberry cult on it sacrificing another strawberry

"You've made a.. strawberry cult cake!"

by F0reverL0stT0T1m3 May 12, 2024