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Dirty Magruder

noun, verb - dur-dee muh-g rOO-der

-Masturbating to the Watergate trial while wearing a Boy Scout uniform.
Dan Falato told Artie Lange a childhood story about how he was kicked out of Cub Scouts for getting caught doing the Dirty Magruder instead of helping build a tee-pee.
by MsMaryContrary May 19, 2016
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Dirty Kofi

When you grab your third uncle by the bollocks and drag him down ten flights of parking lot stairs before neutering the poor chap and digging up his dead siamese cat and extracting stem cells for its bone marrow in an attempt to regrow his lost bits
“Let’s get out of here here marj, before this guy commits a Dirty Kofi on us!”
by MiracleManMeat May 9, 2023
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dirty karolis

a ginger hitler whos incredibly sexy and has a humongous big dick
man 1:look at him i bet hes a dirty karolis

man 2:yea true
by a overdosed ketamine man December 29, 2021
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Dirty Espn

When you tie down a girl while raw dogging her, and she screams Karl while being creamed
Preston Dirty Espn'd Aria while her parents were out
by Dirty Espn November 13, 2020
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Dirty light

by Acetheweridteen May 20, 2020
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Dirty Derell

When a guy is fucking a woman doggy style in her pussy and uses his fingers to spread her asshole open. He then spits in it and tell her that asshole is next
I had my girl bent over last night and pulled a Dirty Derell on dat ass.
by Mercucio23 February 22, 2019
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Dirty Saxophone

The act of felating your partner with four fingers in your rectum whilst having a a mouth full of Nutella

At the end of the act, the person giving the blow job spits both the cum and used Nutella and cum onto the other person's chest
Doris was providing gunter with a dirty saxophone at the office parry, thankfully she had remembered to bring some nutella from the kitchenette before hand,. Afterwards she wiped her fingers on hunters shirt, fortunately the brown stains were easily explained away by the Nutella
by Honest Joe January 20, 2021
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