Rule Z

Marketing rule: If it can't be sold as is, someone will remove the name and put the word Zombie on it. It will then sell with great success.

We could not sell Dried Seaweed so we removed the label and put Dried Zombie Skin on it. It's never sold better thanks to Rule Z.

by Rmistiff December 7, 2011

The Dark Internet Rule

The rule of the internet where if you mention something seen on the "dark side of the internet" you must not speak of it. Those who do are ultimately shamed and often disowned.

You better follow the Dark Internet Rule, or else your sister and I will have no choice but to shame you endlessly.

by PheoShayett November 27, 2016

Alejandro Rules

In tennis, this rule comes into play when you're leading by just one game and want to avoid the risk of losing. Under this rule, you play just one final game, with no possibility of losing. The result will either be a win or a tie. var: "Super Alejandro" rule: You're up by more than one game and can only win.

Momentum changed and I won 4 in a row to get within one game, but my opponent invoked Alejandro Rules and it ended in a tie.

by nawhea March 10, 2025

freeway rule

Whenever driving on the freeway the passenger has to give the driver head.

We're on the the freeway you know what that means, freeway rule.

by Seanda Mae July 2, 2016

International Rules

The international rule states the only acceptable instance where intercourse is ok with someone other than your significant other is when they are in France and the person committing the act is Vegan.

“Hold up, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you bruh?” “I guess not. International Rules, I was in France.”

by Nice Hairline Kid August 16, 2018

Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.

by Caramirdan October 3, 2016

rule 899

Rule 899 is rule 93. Still, I found it.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

HAY GUYS I FOUND RULE 899 ^_^

by dhh777 December 26, 2018