Miraz's Right-Hand Rule

By making your middle finger and thumb into the shape of an L, the length of your dick is the diagonal distance between the two tips. Great for comparing dick sizes with the homies without having to go through the hassle of doing it normally.

Wanna compare dick sizes?
Yea!
Why are you taking your pants off? Just use Miraz's RIght-Hand Rule!

by dud3man November 10, 2021

Rule nazi DM

“Fuck you no re rolls i don’t care if you got a 3 on all of your stats. You can’t go that way that’s not a possible direction. No you can’t come back to life just because I made you face a level 20 monster” he makes playing a living hell and at this point why are you even still playing.

Dude my friend is such a Rule nazi DM

by Covidyeetmaster_69 January 31, 2021

Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.

These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.

by rectalreloader September 7, 2018

Obes Rule

A defensive or sometimes offensive method of conversation occurring when one runs out of arguments or lacks a logical point they bring up the past.

Guy 1: Hey what is your stance of pre-washing dishes?
Guy 2: How can you ask about pre-washing dishes when you get barely buzzed every night?
Guy 1: Don't use the Obes Rule on me!

by BeLoveGiveLove July 9, 2015

rule 900000000

If it exists there's an silly goober verison of it

1:Guys why is there an werid verison of Minecraft called "goobercraft"?
2:RULE 9000000000!

by SARP1STHEBEST September 30, 2023

Discord rules

if someone wanted to be added in a private you have to let them if they have a connection with a person in the server

Person 1- you cant be in our server

person 2- but I know steve so i can discord rules say so

person 1- thats true you can be in now

by RuleMastwe07 February 25, 2023

The question rule

If two people ask each other questions the person that was asked first has to answer first

-Do you like pizza?
-Do you?
-I asked you first
-Oh youre right
*Thinking: damn that was smart*
Due to the question rule they have to answer first

by SwagCutie March 10, 2021