Piss Me A River

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".

A- I want to go home! Please can we go home

B- No

A- Please

B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!

by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 13, 2022

Knee in the Piss Pan

When your foot slips into a woman (either vaginaly or analy) until your leg is engulfed completely to the knee joint.

SKÖL Bro: Rich and his sister did the Knee in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: Holy fucking shot balls!!

by TOTEMIR March 15, 2022

piss retarded

someone or something that is more than just retarded, it is the extreme version or next level of retardation

person 1.

dude, i just lost a game of rock, paper, scissors to Helen Keller

person 2.
man, that is piss retarded!

by proman7777 August 21, 2011

Scuba Piss

To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.

"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"

by texthetransmuter November 14, 2021

Piss

SHit fuck

I had piss with her last night

by Fuckwit_445 December 15, 2022

pissing asshole

When a guy cums in a woman's ass and then she has to shit and it comes out like piss or water.

He left me with pissing asshole syndrome the other night.

by SexiMama69 May 26, 2021

Piss Bottle Hoarder

A completely dysfunctional TRUMP SUPPORTER who surfs internet porn and fake news sites all day, not even getting up to pee, and then filling multiple bottles with piss around their house.

That dude’s a piss bottle hoarder! Won’t even get off the computer long enough to piss!

by No Mercy June 15, 2025