Fart in the piss

"did you see Steve started a fight at Jimmy's funeral?"

"yeah a true fart in the piss there"
by ScottPiggott April 09, 2023
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Off Pissing

When the word "Pissed Off" just doesn't sound right say "Off Pissing" and thats the solution to this problem.
I was out in the field "Off Pissing"

The story about the Japanese woman not giving you a happy ending is very "Off Pissing"
by DrippzErotic January 30, 2024
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FREAKING Piss Shit

Freaking Piss shit: a person who drives you crazy you call them a freaking piss shit
"Billy, your being a freaking piss shit!"
by Hehehegeeswis December 27, 2019
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Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
by Camshot4 June 08, 2016
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Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
by Camshot4 June 08, 2016
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Ubber Pissed

the feeling a mom gets which is so utterly indescribable that the only word that sums up how incredibly ticked she is at her children is summed up by...ubber pissed!!!!!!
Josh: Hey Jason, what's wrong with mom?
Jason: I don't know man - must be she is ubber pissed at something we didn't tell her again!
by momofthreeboys February 16, 2011
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A joke that dragged on for longer than it should have
Time to file a complaint with the Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)
by MPPA June 15, 2024
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