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jack fash 

Macho fashion for true guys, like sports jerseys, jeans, etc., i.e. the opposite of metrosexual fashion.
That Raider's jersey is totally jack fash.
jack fash by TrepHawk October 29, 2012

Jack Daniels

1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey

2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.

3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey

his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.

son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.

father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.

son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
Jack Daniels by Uncle Dimma June 29, 2012

Jack Daniels

1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey

2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.

3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey

his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.

son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.

father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.

son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
Jack Daniels by Uncle Dimma October 2, 2012

jack-o-lantern

When u smoke a blumpkin wile smoking a blunt
Dude1: i got the nicest blumpkin yesterday.
Dude2: It would of been better if it was a jack-o-lantern
Dude1: True.
jack-o-lantern by dontasky23 October 22, 2012

Jack Daniels

1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey

2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.

3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey

his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.

son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.

father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.

son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
Jack Daniels by Uncle Dimma January 24, 2013

jack blacker 

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially a gambling addiction where the person gambles away their money playing, specifically blackjack and poker

(N.B. jack blacker is actually an amalgamation of the games of blackjack and poker)
son: Dad, what is a jack blacker

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to card games where you need to bet money, especially blackjack and poker. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings, their marriages, their property and the like. some even end up doing harakiri.
jack blacker by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2013