Bone moment

You take the time out of your day and just absolutely frag your mind out to the point your forehead EXPANDS.

Damn bro that 5k was sick!! That was a bone moment

by Swep2k November 28, 2020

blonde moment

severe case of missing the bleeding obvious

No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!

by sphincter basha June 29, 2011

Sneawy Moment

A defining moment in one's life where one goes against his past prejudices in order to grow as a person. This is often followed by a drastic change in one's lifestyle and beliefs that completely changes his overall character up to that point. Character development is a close approximation to the term.

He's likes a male operator?! Cvl is finally having his sneawy moment.

by DefintelyNotCody October 29, 2021

holden moment

A Holden moment is when: a woman vapes till they become anorexic and

P1"HOLDEN MOMENT" im hungry, for some NIC
P2 wow what HOLDEN MOMENT!

by HOLedEnBJ September 9, 2022

Stepan moment

A moment where you are so incredibly stupid no one can believe it. Named after one Stepan because he's mind blowingly stupid.

Miguel: *Tries to open a push door by pulling*

Greg: What the fuck are you doing?

Miguel: Stepan moment!

by Officer_Greg January 4, 2024

Juris moment

An action or a set of actions that one would describe as being dumbass, symptomatic of a larger misunderstanding of human nature, quirky.

Jim has a crush on Blair, but is hitting on her lesbian friend Haisley. This is what I call a Juris moment.

by SparkleQueen27 May 8, 2024

Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.

My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.

by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022