dick wipe 

A sterilizing pad treated with human safe skin cleansing agents. Widely utilized by men on the go expecting an impromptu blow. Selfish men rarely use this male douche of sorts.

I met my lady friend after a hard day of work and she requested I swab a dick wipe before she proceeded to shove a cock down her throat.

dick wipe by Jeffreyaki May 3, 2003

dick smoke 

an asshole, one who smokes dicks

Why is Anthony such a dick smoke

dick smoke by Tim.L July 21, 2008

dick-in-ass 

adj. gay, stupid, annoying, pointless, stretching far beyond one's tolerance for the aforementioned things.

I'm tired of that dick-in-ass bitch who thinks he's so flippin' cool.

dick-in-ass by outofgas July 17, 2009

dick pic 

a picture of a dick, usually your own

I'm gonna send her a dick pic.

dick pic by Brett Favre 4 Ever October 25, 2010

dick magnet 

hot chick that a lot of guys want to screw but shes stupid and bitchy

That whore is a real dick magnet

dick magnet by winall May 12, 2010

dick 'ed 

a phase used mostly by chavs and scene kids to insult someone or just to have a laugh, dick 'ed. :)

SoSceneBec<3 &&.i.luff.yooh.dom says: heheh a chav came up to me today and said 'YA EMO DICK'ED'
KylarxCore_SuckMyCock!@TheDisco says: lmfao DICK 'ED SoSceneBec<3 &&.i.luff.yooh.dom says: haha i know. chavs are soo stupid. im SCENE not EMO! [KylarxCore_SuckMyCock!@TheDisco says: LOL i know. and us sceneXcore kids OWN the word dick'ed SoSceneBec<3 &&.i.luff.yooh.dom says: WAHH DICK 'ED! KylarxCore_SuckMyCock!@TheDisco says: [ROFL!!! IMA POST THIS CONVO IN A BULLETIN ON MYSPACE!!11
SoSceneBec<3 &&.i.luff.yooh.dom says: LMAO = YAY ME TOO!
KylarxCore_SuckMyCock!@TheDisco says: :]

dick 'ed by xxo_lolitaishere_oxx August 19, 2006

dick feelers 

also known as fingers, usually said to someone when they touch you and you do not wish them to.

Hey asshole, get your dick feelers off of me!

dick feelers by Andrew Kanzig May 19, 2007